Back Kick Enthusiast T-Shirts

A footballer scores a goal with a back kick while goalie not paying attention.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

'Did you feel the baby kick that time, hon?'

High Kick

Back scratcher

'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'

David Beckham

"Ooooohhhh, that feels so good. Now, down and a little to the right, please."

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

The Final Backstroke

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

"...it's a genuine Charlton Athletic Sam Bartram goalkeeper's strip!"

Slob man says to fitness-fan wife: 'Couch potato is such an offensive term ... we prefer furniture-based leisure prioritisers.'

Fighting Covid

'I told you we were going to become rich with this T-Rex back scratching business.'

"Yes, the stereotype is the 'boxing kangaroo', but our fighting style is really more like 'kickboxing'. . ."

The corner

Batman and Robin

"Eere Bert, I've got an itch just below the shoulder blade."

Football

'Death penalty'

"Come on, Scratchy -- let's BOTH be sidekicks today!"

'Ooh yeah, a little more to the left...'

Scratch yer back $5

Tonto, Robin, Pancho and Watson. Sidekicks.

"He's off to work and I'm off to kickboxing class."