Back Kick Enthusiast Pillows

A footballer scores a goal with a back kick while goalie not paying attention.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

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"The back flip was a nice touch."

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

'Did you feel the baby kick that time, hon?'

High Kick

Back scratcher

'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'

"Ooooohhhh, that feels so good. Now, down and a little to the right, please."

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

The Final Backstroke

Slob man says to fitness-fan wife: 'Couch potato is such an offensive term ... we prefer furniture-based leisure prioritisers.'

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

"Yes, the stereotype is the 'boxing kangaroo', but our fighting style is really more like 'kickboxing'. . ."

'I told you we were going to become rich with this T-Rex back scratching business.'

Fighting Covid

The corner

"Eere Bert, I've got an itch just below the shoulder blade."

Football

'Death penalty'

'Ooh yeah, a little more to the left...'

Scratch yer back $5

"Come on, Scratchy -- let's BOTH be sidekicks today!"

"He's off to work and I'm off to kickboxing class."

"I wouldn't buy that one. It has a terrible kick."