Kick-off Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

First Prize!

Punishment for the kicker.

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'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"Who's there?" "Who's askin'!?"

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Champion.

'Did you feel the baby kick that time, hon?'

Winning athlete collapsed on podium.

High Kick

The Motives of Footballers

"Flavor? It's 'let me drink my first cup before I stab you in the eyes' flavor."

"Where are you flying to?"

"We call it that because Pastor Dave is always aware of kick-off time."

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

Slob man says to fitness-fan wife: 'Couch potato is such an offensive term ... we prefer furniture-based leisure prioritisers.'

Football

Spying on the Football Match

Footballers chasing a ball.

1981 - Introduction of goal nets and penalty kicks to the newly-formed Football League.

"I want a frieze around the pool house depicting the defeat of my business rivals."