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'He lived and died for golf.'

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Heavenly Take Out

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

Looks like a slipped disk.

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

"Once a sinner, always a sinner!"

Angel using his hal to play golf.

"I'm sorry John, but your back surgery has been placed on back order."

'Who's idea was it to run backwards to Christmas for charity?'

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

'I don't like backseat barkers.'

'We scaled way, way back. In fact, this might be a good opportunity to get in on the ground level - again.'

"It's a setback, but we'll bounce back."

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

Sent to perform routine maintenance on Vancouver's Olympic Clock, Lyle would not be asked again.

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

I know, I was expecting something different too...

Contrarian Society - Entrance at rear of building.

'I save these for casual Fridays.'

A footballer scores a goal with a back kick while goalie not paying attention.

'You drive and I'll criticise.'

Well, that routine physical didn

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

'Whoever would have thought you couldn't get in without a jacket and tie?'

'Throw in a 'ooh, you missed a short cut there' and you'll pass easily...'

'I told you to keep your eyes on the road!'

"Let's try it again, Steven. He made several decisions you failed to second-guess."

Angel putting into his halo.