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Angel using his hal to play golf.

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"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

Damn defibrillators.

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

"Sorry. I'm molting."

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

Angles on cloud 9 always get to live it up.

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

I know, I was expecting something different too...

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

'Call me 'Pete'. We're very informal here.'

'I save these for casual Fridays.'

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

Life after death. It's all about altitude. "Whaz up?" "Aside from you pants - everything."

'Whoever would have thought you couldn't get in without a jacket and tie?'

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Golf Heaven: Is it like I'd imagined? Yeah, pretty much.

"I should totally appear to them."

"With no snooker tables, it's not my idea of heaven."

"Ever since I died, I don't care as much about the crossword."