Cloud Nine Players T-Shirts

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Damn defibrillators.

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Heavenly Take Out

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

Flight nap

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

"Sorry. I'm molting."

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

'Dress code?'

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

"Can't believe they didn't have your size."

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

'Angelfood always DID make me break out.'

God/Saint Watching Football.

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

Please have 2 forms of photo ID ready.

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

"Open your mouth so I can take a DNA sample."

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

I know, I was expecting something different too...

"We're engaged!"

Life after death. It's all about altitude. "Whaz up?" "Aside from you pants - everything."

'I save these for casual Fridays.'

"Who knew we could take our Frequent Flyer miles with us?"

Well, that routine physical didn

'Isn't it heaven to always be right...'