Cloud Nine Players Pillows

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Damn defibrillators.

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

Flight nap

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

"Sorry. I'm molting."

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

"Open your mouth so I can take a DNA sample."

God/Saint Watching Football.

Please have 2 forms of photo ID ready.

'Angelfood always DID make me break out.'

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

I know, I was expecting something different too...

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

'I save these for casual Fridays.'

Life after death. It's all about altitude. "Whaz up?" "Aside from you pants - everything."

"We're engaged!"

"Who knew we could take our Frequent Flyer miles with us?"

'Isn't it heaven to always be right...'

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'