Cloud Nine Jokers Pillows

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Damn defibrillators.

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

Flight nap

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

"Sorry. I'm molting."

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

I know, I was expecting something different too...

God/Saint Watching Football.

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

'Call me 'Pete'. We're very informal here.'

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

Life after death. It's all about altitude. "Whaz up?" "Aside from you pants - everything."

'I save these for casual Fridays.'

'Isn't it heaven to always be right...'

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

'Whoever would have thought you couldn't get in without a jacket and tie?'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

The gates of heaven have security cameras.