Cloud Nine Comedy Enthusiast Pillows

"Sorry. I'm molting."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Damn defibrillators.

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Heavenly Take Out

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"Once a sinner, always a sinner!"

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

God/Saint Watching Football.

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

'Call me 'Pete'. We're very informal here.'

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

Angles on cloud 9 always get to live it up.

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

I know, I was expecting something different too...

'Unfortunately it gets a bit smelly up here when we have a mackerel sky.'

Life after death. It's all about altitude. "Whaz up?" "Aside from you pants - everything."

'I save these for casual Fridays.'

"Who knew we could take our Frequent Flyer miles with us?"

Well, that routine physical didn

"There, would you believe it - Made in China!"

'Whoever would have thought you couldn't get in without a jacket and tie?'

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

Whaddaya mean "oops"?

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"With no snooker tables, it's not my idea of heaven."

Angel putting into his halo.