Cloud Nine Critic Pillows

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

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'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

Damn defibrillators.

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

"Once a sinner, always a sinner!"

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

"Sorry. I'm molting."

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

Angles on cloud 9 always get to live it up.

I know, I was expecting something different too...

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

'Call me 'Pete'. We're very informal here.'

God/Saint Watching Football.

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

'I save these for casual Fridays.'

Life after death. It's all about altitude. "Whaz up?" "Aside from you pants - everything."

'Isn't it heaven to always be right...'

'Whoever would have thought you couldn't get in without a jacket and tie?'

"There, would you believe it - Made in China!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

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