Cloud Nine Comedian Pillows

Damn defibrillators.

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Angel using his hal to play golf.

"Sorry. I'm molting."

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

God/Saint Watching Football.

I know, I was expecting something different too...

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

'Call me 'Pete'. We're very informal here.'

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

Angles on cloud 9 always get to live it up.

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

Life after death. It's all about altitude. "Whaz up?" "Aside from you pants - everything."

'I save these for casual Fridays.'

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

'Isn't it heaven to always be right...'

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

'Whoever would have thought you couldn't get in without a jacket and tie?'

"There, would you believe it - Made in China!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"With no snooker tables, it's not my idea of heaven."

"Ever since I died, I don't care as much about the crossword."