Cloud Nine Comedian Gifts

Damn defibrillators.

Whaddaya mean "oops"?

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Heavenly Take Out

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

"Sorry. I'm molting."

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

God/Saint Watching Football.

'Call me 'Pete'. We're very informal here.'

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

Angles on cloud 9 always get to live it up.

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

I know, I was expecting something different too...

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

'I save these for casual Fridays.'

Well, that routine physical didn

Life after death. It's all about altitude. "Whaz up?" "Aside from you pants - everything."

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

'Isn't it heaven to always be right...'

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

'Whoever would have thought you couldn't get in without a jacket and tie?'

"There, would you believe it - Made in China!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"With no snooker tables, it's not my idea of heaven."