Cloud Nine Clubbers Pillows

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

Damn defibrillators.

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Flight nap

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

Angel using his hal to play golf.

"Sorry. I'm molting."

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

Angles on cloud 9 always get to live it up.

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

I know, I was expecting something different too...

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

'I save these for casual Fridays.'

Life after death. It's all about altitude. "Whaz up?" "Aside from you pants - everything."

'I'm considered a saint, but my mother always thought I could've done better.'

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

'Whoever would have thought you couldn't get in without a jacket and tie?'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Golf Heaven: Is it like I'd imagined? Yeah, pretty much.

"With no snooker tables, it's not my idea of heaven."

"I should totally appear to them."