Cloud Nine Fitness Fanatic Pillows

"I should totally appear to them."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

Damn defibrillators.

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Heavenly Take Out

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

Flight nap

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Angel using his hal to play golf.

"Sorry. I'm molting."

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

"Can't believe they didn't have your size."

Angles on cloud 9 always get to live it up.

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

I know, I was expecting something different too...

Life after death. It's all about altitude. "Whaz up?" "Aside from you pants - everything."

'I save these for casual Fridays.'

"Who knew we could take our Frequent Flyer miles with us?"

Well, that routine physical didn

"There, would you believe it - Made in China!"

'Whoever would have thought you couldn't get in without a jacket and tie?'

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

Whaddaya mean "oops"?

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

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