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'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Damn defibrillators.

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Flight nap

Angel using his hal to play golf.

"Sorry. I'm molting."

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

I know, I was expecting something different too...

'Call me 'Pete'. We're very informal here.'

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

Angles on cloud 9 always get to live it up.

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

'I save these for casual Fridays.'

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

Life after death. It's all about altitude. "Whaz up?" "Aside from you pants - everything."

'Isn't it heaven to always be right...'

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

'Whoever would have thought you couldn't get in without a jacket and tie?'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Golf Heaven: Is it like I'd imagined? Yeah, pretty much.

"I should totally appear to them."