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'Death penalty'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Funky Facts: Football.

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

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'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Goal

'Hand in the area, penalty!'

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

Footballer's Wages

On this date: Overly enthused and attending an NHL game en masse, the National Parole Board exceeds its mandate.

Crime and punishment - football.

"Oi! Whose side are you on, ref?"

"Alright, a yellow will stop him doing it again, but so would a b----y RED!"

'You're not allowed out of the Coach's Penalty Box.'

1981 - Introduction of goal nets and penalty kicks to the newly-formed Football League.

"We're offering a free rubber bust of Roy Hodgson you can throw at the telly if it goes to penalties.'

Deathbed Conversion

The corner

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

A footballer scores a goal with a back kick while goalie not paying attention.

'I think it will be a very competitive season. Most of the league's key players are out on bail.'

Football Hand of God.

'Penalty'

'The hair shirt is sufficient. You don't have to shave with a hedgehog.'

Honey I wish you wouldn't bring your home with you