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"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

How Amazon was invented

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'I like thinking inside the box.'

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

"How do you stay so calm?"

Crime and punishment - football.

"Shopping for days - spending a fortune and they're playing with the boxes the toys came in."

When cats get fired

On this date: Overly enthused and attending an NHL game en masse, the National Parole Board exceeds its mandate.

'I spend all that money on computers and all she wants to do is play with the boxes.'

"Ohhh. . . I hope I got an empty box."

An office building made of different sized boxes stacked on top of one another; each box says "This side up" on the side.

'He's one of the strictest referees in the competition...'

"Oi! Whose side are you on, ref?"

"It's the most wonderful time of the year."

Penalty Box. Shouldn't there also be a "reward" box? I've been nice most of the game!

"Those cat nap boxes just appear on their porch every week—it's like magic!"

1981 - Introduction of goal nets and penalty kicks to the newly-formed Football League.

Hockey and Cell Phones

'You're not allowed out of the Coach's Penalty Box.'

"An own-goal and a rebound penalty, huh!"

"Just what I wanted !...an Empty box!"

2 min. in the box for roughing, eternity for coughing."

House of Boxes