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The corner

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

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There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

Football

'Such petulance!'

'Did you feel the baby kick that time, hon?'

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

High Kick

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

'I don't care what you say.. it's too cold to stand out there.'

Slob man says to fitness-fan wife: 'Couch potato is such an offensive term ... we prefer furniture-based leisure prioritisers.'

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

1981 - Introduction of goal nets and penalty kicks to the newly-formed Football League.

"We need to have a talk about the cat."

'There's no workplace romance here. This is a mom and pop store.'

'I should have known better than to call a geek for backup.'

'Death penalty'

A footballer scores a goal with a back kick while goalie not paying attention.

Football

Quite by accident one football hater kicked the ball to the other football hater, who kicked it back again...

'That's the trouble with parks football - there's not much quality on the bench!'

'Don't you wish we had a cozy porch swing to sit on together?' 'No, I had one once and the anchor came out of the ceiling and I fell on my caboose.' 'My, what a storybook romance we enjoy.'

'I'll go and turn the heating up, Gustav always has it down so low for some reason.'

"Come on, Scratchy -- let's BOTH be sidekicks today!"

'Well you can never be sure, but my guess would be that they lost!'

Coronavirus Football

"No, Rex. Go home."