Corner Kick Enthusiast Gifts

The corner

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

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There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

Football

'Did you feel the baby kick that time, hon?'

'Such petulance!'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

High Kick

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

David Beckham

'I don't care what you say.. it's too cold to stand out there.'

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

Slob man says to fitness-fan wife: 'Couch potato is such an offensive term ... we prefer furniture-based leisure prioritisers.'

"We need to have a talk about the cat."

1981 - Introduction of goal nets and penalty kicks to the newly-formed Football League.

'I should have known better than to call a geek for backup.'

'There's no workplace romance here. This is a mom and pop store.'

Batman and Robin

Football

'Don't you wish we had a cozy porch swing to sit on together?' 'No, I had one once and the anchor came out of the ceiling and I fell on my caboose.' 'My, what a storybook romance we enjoy.'

Quite by accident one football hater kicked the ball to the other football hater, who kicked it back again...

'Death penalty'

A footballer scores a goal with a back kick while goalie not paying attention.

'That's the trouble with parks football - there's not much quality on the bench!'

'Sorry, Roger. I never know when my restless leg syndrome is going to act up.'

'I'll go and turn the heating up, Gustav always has it down so low for some reason.'

Tonto, Robin, Pancho and Watson. Sidekicks.

"Come on, Scratchy -- let's BOTH be sidekicks today!"

Coronavirus Football

'Well you can never be sure, but my guess would be that they lost!'