Corner Cut Enthusiast Gifts

Boxer's Hair Styles.

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

Baby Bear.

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

"Let's change things up a bit. Give me the crinkle cut."

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

'Just the usual, thanks.'

Comfort zone

Turning with mathematical precision.

Child cutting her brother's hair

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

'Such petulance!'

"I look forward to our annual Creative Corn Circle Outing."

Catching the Sun

'I made your favorite, Euclid — Pie!'

'I'm not going to that barber again.'

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

"I know exactly how you like your hair cut - it's here in your FBI file."

"I can't wait to forget everything I learned about myself during quarantine."