Buzz Cut Enthusiast Gifts

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Bumble Bee

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

"Let's change things up a bit. Give me the crinkle cut."

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

'We don't have to worry about African Killer Bees this far north.'

Trampoline company chart showing ups and downs.

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Just the usual, thanks.'

Stinging Bee

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

Child cutting her brother's hair

"Was that me or did the oven buzzer go off?"

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

"It's so confusing! Explain to us again when we have to swarm and when we have to make a beeline..."

"I think I should have got them a bigger trampoline."

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

Beehive

Trampoline

'I'm not going to that barber again.'

'I'm moving out: The constant buzzing is driving me mad...'

"I know exactly how you like your hair cut - it's here in your FBI file."

"Well, your people heard wrong. We are not prepared to sweeten the deal."

Dog asks 'so what did they do to you?'

'Now, don't cry Darling, it will grow back...'

Barber reveals his customer's new haircut.

Boys looking at mannequins in a shop window