Cold Cut Enthusiast Gifts

Ivan's lunch hour would be an extended one.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

'Careful. The plates are extremely cold.'

"Let's change things up a bit. Give me the crinkle cut."

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

Child cutting her brother's hair

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

igloo smoking zone...

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

'California: Here I come!'

'Well it was a pretty good year.'

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

Global Warming.

'That's easy for you to say, you like cold weather.'

"So, did the doctor give you something for your runny nose?"

Wintertime Barometer.