Cold Cure Enthusiast Gifts

"So, did the doctor give you something for your runny nose?"

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

'The ice machine's broken!!'

"Here, but you'd better hurry and drink it before it gets warm."

'She just has a head cold - Try keeping her nose out of the fridge for a few days!'

Global Warming.

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

It's THE miracle pill

Cold Remedies

"According to medical science, brandy can't cure the common cold!" "Neither can medical science!"

Foot in ice cube.

'I've done it! A cold tablet that tastes like chicken soup!'

"I can deal with the cold, but the fear that this might not be the answer to all my problems is beginning to get to me."

'Try this blue stuff - I've found that blue stuff works good on colds.'

Ivan's lunch hour would be an extended one.

"I swear, since I started sleeping with that bar of soap under my pillow I haven't had nearly as many brain cramps."

Lemonade stand open 365 days a year.

Man looking at a thermometer that has broken due to extreme cold

'I'm sorry but we can't trade your soul for a cure for the common cold. We don't have a cure for the common cold either.'

'You'll see, you'll see, that will stop the bleeding just as the hand will!'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Cephalic Snuff as a Cure to Head Colds (After J. Gillray)

'So, why do you like global warming?' 'I sell cold drinks.'

Man flu.

'Help the homeless with colds...Big Tissue.'

Golfer hits ball towards ice fisherman's fishing hole