Cold Brew Fanatic Gifts

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'I brew it myself.'

Beer Lunch

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

"High Priest"

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

"You order the microbrew?"

"We grind our own catnip."

'Standing around the grill is half the fun. Getting drunk is the other.'

'Come to our microbrew party. It's B.Y.O.B. Bring Your Own Brewery.'

Toast labor day with union crafted beer!

"With that craft beer, you're paying for the finest hops, choicest barleys and a lot more alcohol."

Goldilocks: The later years

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

Beer versus Wine

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

'Look, if the brewery were using genetically modified hops in their beer, don't you think I'd be the first to know about it?'

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

"You just can't accept that I've found someone 'extra special'." Best bitter / Pale Ale / Tennants Very Very Strong Lager.

'You've Had Enough.'