Cold Brew Gifts

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

You've Had Enough!

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Beer Stall

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Joined at the hipster.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Bottle Distillery

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'You've had enough.'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'Malty tasking.'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

California Beverages Map

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."