Slow Brew Lover Gifts

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Bottle Distillery

'You've had enough!'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

Slow food restaurant

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

Tea Snob.

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

'I brew it myself.'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

Beer Lunch

Cold Beers and Skiers

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

"High Priest"

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.