Slow Brew Lover Prints

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Bottle Distillery

'You've had enough!'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

Slow food restaurant

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

Tea Snob.

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

Cold Beers and Skiers

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

'I brew it myself.'

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

Beer Lunch

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"High Priest"

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'