Slow Brew Fanatic Gifts

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"This place has the best happy hour."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'You've had enough!'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'I brew it myself.'

Beer Lunch

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

Tea Snob.

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

Lite Beer.

"We grind our own catnip."

"You order the microbrew?"

"High Priest"

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

'Come to our microbrew party. It's B.Y.O.B. Bring Your Own Brewery.'

'Standing around the grill is half the fun. Getting drunk is the other.'

Goldilocks: The later years

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

Toast labor day with union crafted beer!

BEER BELLY