Slow Brew Fanatic Pillows

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"This place has the best happy hour."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

'You've had enough!'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

Beer Lunch

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

'I brew it myself.'

Tea Snob.

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

"You order the microbrew?"

Lite Beer.

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"We grind our own catnip."

"High Priest"

'Come to our microbrew party. It's B.Y.O.B. Bring Your Own Brewery.'

'Standing around the grill is half the fun. Getting drunk is the other.'

Goldilocks: The later years

BEER BELLY

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

'It's from the local microbrewery.'