Slow Cooker Enthusiast Pillows

'Thanks for the best birthday gift I ever got...a slow cooker.'

"I put the roast in the slow cooker. It'll be ready next Thursday."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

Slow food restaurant

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"My compliments to Mummy!"

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

French man holding a dish.

Tortoise and the Hare

"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."

I'm a long order cook.

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'

What's the difference between fast food and slow food?

"Gravy turned out a little thick."

Snail Pattern Balding.

"We suck at this."

Slow food.

'Noooo! You idiot! For crying out loud! Sear it first! Then a slow oven.'

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

"Don't even bother – we missed the deadline to finish our March Madness brackets again."

Business is slow, thank goodness.

"Good. . . evening. . . welcome . . . to . . . the. . . slow. . . cooker. . ."

"Hold your hat ! Here we go!"

'Hey buddy, want to race me?'

"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."