Slow Cooker Enthusiast Pillows

'Thanks for the best birthday gift I ever got...a slow cooker.'

"I put the roast in the slow cooker. It'll be ready next Thursday."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Slow food restaurant

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"My compliments to Mummy!"

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

French man holding a dish.

'It's going great, hon. I'm just about to stuff the turkey.'

Tortoise and the Hare

"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

I'm a long order cook.

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'

What's the difference between fast food and slow food?

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Snail Pattern Balding.

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

"We suck at this."

'Noooo! You idiot! For crying out loud! Sear it first! Then a slow oven.'

"Gravy turned out a little thick."

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

Slow food.

"Don't even bother – we missed the deadline to finish our March Madness brackets again."

"Good. . . evening. . . welcome . . . to . . . the. . . slow. . . cooker. . ."

Business is slow, thank goodness.

'Hey buddy, want to race me?'