Slow Food Aficionado Pillows

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'

What's the difference between fast food and slow food?

'If you were in such a hurry, you shouldn't have asked for snails.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Tortoise and the Hare

Soup of the month.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Local food for local consumption

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Slow food restaurant

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

Alphabet Soup: Now in a bold new font.

'Perhaps monsieur found the Vichyssoise 'crunchy' because the soup bowl was not edible.'

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

I'm a long order cook.

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

"I think the soup may be just a bit too salty."

"Excuse me, waiter? There's a hair in my soup."

Chicken Noodle sold out.

"So - we'll go for Bouillabaisse then, shall we?"

'How's the soup of the day coming along, Chef?'

"You were supposed to be IN the soup!"

"I knew this was your favorite."

Slow food.

'Add more vegetables. Man does not live by additives alone.'

"It's steak and chips, it is what the ploughman had for lunch!"

'Yes, I said 'chicken soup!' Surely you know what chicken soup is.'

There's no chicken it that chicken soup. . .