Slow Food Aficionado Gifts

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'

What's the difference between fast food and slow food?

'If you were in such a hurry, you shouldn't have asked for snails.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Tortoise and the Hare

Soup of the month.

Local food for local consumption

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Slow food restaurant

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

Alphabet Soup: Now in a bold new font.

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

'Perhaps monsieur found the Vichyssoise 'crunchy' because the soup bowl was not edible.'

"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."

'Can't you read?!'

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

Give a fly a bowl of soup and he'll eat for a day. Teach him how to use a crock-pot and he'll eat for a lifetime.

"I think the soup may be just a bit too salty."

"Excuse me, waiter? There's a hair in my soup."

I'm a long order cook.

Could I get a mosquito in my soup instead of a fly? Sorry. No substitutions.

Chicken Noodle sold out.

"So - we'll go for Bouillabaisse then, shall we?"

"It's steak and chips, it is what the ploughman had for lunch!"

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

'Yes, I said 'chicken soup!' Surely you know what chicken soup is.'

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

'How's the soup of the day coming along, Chef?'