Slow Food Enthusiasts Gifts

Cooking slow food is part of raising better children. Oh really? Like in the good old days when real food fed the body and the soul? Exactly! Back when everyone was as virtuous and honest as the food they ate? Umm�That would be back before children.

Local food for local consumption

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Slow food restaurant

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

Tortoise and the Hare

"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

I'm a long order cook.

"No more ice cream cakes."

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'

What's the difference between fast food and slow food?

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

Slow food.

Boris Bike

Business is slow, thank goodness.

"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"

'Well, if you're in such a hurry, why did you order snails?'

'Thanks for the best birthday gift I ever got...a slow cooker.'

'Of course your starter is taking a long time! Snails are notoriously slow movers.'

"Slow food" means preparing locally grown, organic produce that is�raised by fairly treated labor and cooked from scratch. Umm�Does taking an entire evening to lovingly defrost Tub O' Stew qualify? Maybe as a starter step.

'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'

I'd join you, but this dratted self-timer only waits for ten seconds!

"Mmmm... whatever you have in the slow cooker smells really good."

Life didn't pass me by --- I just refused to keep up!

"I put the roast in the slow cooker. It'll be ready next Thursday."

I need your help so we can get into the slow food movement. Ok. What can I do? Rumble rumble. No time to dine. Gotta run. Start the slow children movement.