Slow Food Enthusiasts Gifts

Local food for local consumption

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Slow food restaurant

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

Tortoise and the Hare

"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

I'm a long order cook.

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'

What's the difference between fast food and slow food?

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

Boris Bike

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

Slow food.

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

Business is slow, thank goodness.

"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"

'Well, if you're in such a hurry, why did you order snails?'

'Thanks for the best birthday gift I ever got...a slow cooker.'

"Mmmm... whatever you have in the slow cooker smells really good."

'Of course your starter is taking a long time! Snails are notoriously slow movers.'

I'd join you, but this dratted self-timer only waits for ten seconds!

"I put the roast in the slow cooker. It'll be ready next Thursday."

'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'