Slow Food Supporter Gifts

"That's made with absolutely no preservatives, so I'd eat it in the next three hours."

Local food for local consumption

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Slow food restaurant

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

Tortoise and the Hare

"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

What's the difference between fast food and slow food?

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'

I'm a long order cook.

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

Slow food.

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

A tortoise

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

All Our Ketchup Is Locally Sauced

"On the plus side, all the ingredients are local."

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

"Mr. Green and I should be there in about 2 hours!"

'Well, if you're in such a hurry, why did you order snails?'

Tortoise: I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

'Thanks for the best birthday gift I ever got...a slow cooker.'

'Better slow it down a bit.'

"It's those creative types you ought to be checking on."

"I put the roast in the slow cooker. It'll be ready next Thursday."

'Of course your starter is taking a long time! Snails are notoriously slow movers.'

"Mmmm... whatever you have in the slow cooker smells really good."

'Sorry, I don't brake for small animals.'