Slow Food Supporter Gifts

"That's made with absolutely no preservatives, so I'd eat it in the next three hours."

Local food for local consumption

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Slow food restaurant

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

Tortoise and the Hare

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

I'm a long order cook.

What's the difference between fast food and slow food?

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'

"No more ice cream cakes."

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

All Our Ketchup Is Locally Sauced

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

A tortoise

"On the plus side, all the ingredients are local."

Slow food.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

"Mr. Green and I should be there in about 2 hours!"

'Well, if you're in such a hurry, why did you order snails?'

Tortoise: I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

'Better slow it down a bit.'

"It's those creative types you ought to be checking on."

'Thanks for the best birthday gift I ever got...a slow cooker.'

'Of course your starter is taking a long time! Snails are notoriously slow movers.'

"Slow food" means preparing locally grown, organic produce that is�raised by fairly treated labor and cooked from scratch. Umm�Does taking an entire evening to lovingly defrost Tub O' Stew qualify? Maybe as a starter step.

'Sorry, I don't brake for small animals.'

"I put the roast in the slow cooker. It'll be ready next Thursday."

I need your help so we can get into the slow food movement. Ok. What can I do? Rumble rumble. No time to dine. Gotta run. Start the slow children movement.