Slow Food Enthusiast Gifts

"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

Slow food restaurant

Local food for local consumption

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

Tortoise and the Hare

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

What's the difference between fast food and slow food?

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'

I'm a long order cook.

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

Slow food.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

Business is slow, thank goodness.

'Well, if you're in such a hurry, why did you order snails?'

'Thanks for the best birthday gift I ever got...a slow cooker.'

"Mmmm... whatever you have in the slow cooker smells really good."

"I put the roast in the slow cooker. It'll be ready next Thursday."

'Of course your starter is taking a long time! Snails are notoriously slow movers.'

'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'

"What's the speed of dinner tonight... slow cooker or fast food?"

"That's made with absolutely no preservatives, so I'd eat it in the next three hours."

Getting in step with the global slowdown.

'The best way to conserve energy is to move very very slowly.'

"I just love the 'slow food' movement in this part of the Mediterranean."

"Imitation eggs made of soybeans and imitation soybeans made of eggs."

Grandma's Pies

'It's the final lap, Jerry! He looks tired! ooze around him! ooze around him!'

"You've got to stop and eat the roses."