Slow Cooking Aficionado Gifts

I'm a long order cook.

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Slow food restaurant

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"My compliments to Mummy!"

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

French man holding a dish.

'It's going great, hon. I'm just about to stuff the turkey.'

'Just like mother used to make.'

'Pizza delivery! Just like momma used to make!'

Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.

'Meat loaf again!'

Tortoise and the Hare

"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."

What's the difference between fast food and slow food?

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"

"I only make that muck for you, I've ordered myself a pizza."

'I can't believe you cooked this all by yourself...you must have had an accomplice!'

"Gravy turned out a little thick."

Slow food.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"I love home-cooked meals that were made in other people's homes by other people."

"Your wife might be a brilliant cook, but my wife orders the world's best pizza!"

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"