Slow Cooking Gifts

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

'Noooo! You idiot! For crying out loud! Sear it first! Then a slow oven.'

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

"What's the speed of dinner tonight... slow cooker or fast food?"

Tortoise and the Hare

"Good. . . evening. . . welcome . . . to . . . the. . . slow. . . cooker. . ."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I sent out for everything.'

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Come dine with me!

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Jack of all trades

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

A Good Batch.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Counting ribs

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

LAY ZEE FUK

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter