Slow Cooking Mugs

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

'Noooo! You idiot! For crying out loud! Sear it first! Then a slow oven.'

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

"What's the speed of dinner tonight... slow cooker or fast food?"

Tortoise and the Hare

"Good. . . evening. . . welcome . . . to . . . the. . . slow. . . cooker. . ."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I sent out for everything.'

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Come dine with me!

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Jack of all trades

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

A Good Batch.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Counting ribs

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

LAY ZEE FUK

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'