Slow Food Mugs

Slow food.

Local food for local consumption

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Slow food restaurant

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

Tortoise and the Hare

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

I'm a long order cook.

What's the difference between fast food and slow food?

'Noooo! You idiot! For crying out loud! Sear it first! Then a slow oven.'

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

Business is slow, thank goodness.

"Good. . . evening. . . welcome . . . to . . . the. . . slow. . . cooker. . ."

'Well, if you're in such a hurry, why did you order snails?'

'Better slow it down a bit.'

'Thanks for the best birthday gift I ever got...a slow cooker.'

'Of course your starter is taking a long time! Snails are notoriously slow movers.'

"I put the roast in the slow cooker. It'll be ready next Thursday."

"Mmmm... whatever you have in the slow cooker smells really good."

"What's the speed of dinner tonight... slow cooker or fast food?"