Slow Food T-Shirts

Slow food.

Local food for local consumption

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Slow food restaurant

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

Tortoise and the Hare

"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

I'm a long order cook.

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'

What's the difference between fast food and slow food?

"No more ice cream cakes."

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

'Noooo! You idiot! For crying out loud! Sear it first! Then a slow oven.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

"Good. . . evening. . . welcome . . . to . . . the. . . slow. . . cooker. . ."

Business is slow, thank goodness.

'Well, if you're in such a hurry, why did you order snails?'

'Thanks for the best birthday gift I ever got...a slow cooker.'

'Better slow it down a bit.'

'Of course your starter is taking a long time! Snails are notoriously slow movers.'

"Slow food" means preparing locally grown, organic produce that is�raised by fairly treated labor and cooked from scratch. Umm�Does taking an entire evening to lovingly defrost Tub O' Stew qualify? Maybe as a starter step.

"Mmmm... whatever you have in the slow cooker smells really good."

Life didn't pass me by --- I just refused to keep up!

"I put the roast in the slow cooker. It'll be ready next Thursday."

"What's the speed of dinner tonight... slow cooker or fast food?"

I need your help so we can get into the slow food movement. Ok. What can I do? Rumble rumble. No time to dine. Gotta run. Start the slow children movement.