Slow Food Activist T-Shirts

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

Desert Island Meals.

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Steamed vegetables."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Local food for local consumption

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Stratigraphy

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

Slow food restaurant

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

If Einstein had worked in Fast Food

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

Worlds Apart.

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

Tortoise and the Hare

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

Despite the long weeks designing and making his new costume, Death wasn't sure dressing up as a giant burger was striking quite the right note.

"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

What's the difference between fast food and slow food?

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'

"I'm a genetically engineered chicken substitute."