Slow Food Movement T-Shirts

"That's made with absolutely no preservatives, so I'd eat it in the next three hours."

"I just love the 'slow food' movement in this part of the Mediterranean."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Local food for local consumption

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Stratigraphy

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Slow food restaurant

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

If Einstein had worked in Fast Food

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

Despite the long weeks designing and making his new costume, Death wasn't sure dressing up as a giant burger was striking quite the right note.

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

Tortoise and the Hare

"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

I know 'enjoy the day' is the latest trendy, trite pleasantry, but in this store, we stick with the classic, 'Have a nice day'.

"No more ice cream cakes."

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'

What's the difference between fast food and slow food?

"Where can I find your organic, locally raised children?"

"Try to get more exercise."