Slow Food Advocate T-Shirts

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

'Of course your starter is taking a long time! Snails are notoriously slow movers.'

Desert Island Meals.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Local food for local consumption

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Slow food restaurant

Frankenfish

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

'I'm all for GM food, it's done wonders for my profit margins!'

Tortoise and the Hare

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

I'm a long order cook.

What's the difference between fast food and slow food?

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

'Don't worry -- we'll have you up and around in five or six years!'

"I'm a genetically engineered chicken substitute."

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

Slow food.

"What's so great about eating local? It's all fast food."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

There once was a person who planted a seed

'Locally? Take a look at where this license plate is from.'

"You mean pesticides and herbicides aren't the same?"

'Well, if you're in such a hurry, why did you order snails?'

"I come with my own cubicle."

Randy, if you could be ANY superhero, which one would you be? I'd be Randy-Man. He came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. He's slower than a speeding bullet, because he takes his time in all things. He can change the course of a lady's evening with a single smile. I don't think The Avengers would have much use for Randy-Man.