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"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."

Hurry up! My ladies home ecology group is tonight. Chop-chop! Eat up. I've gotta run. What's tonight's topic? Slow food. Burp.

I need your help so we can get into the slow food movement. Ok. What can I do? Rumble rumble. No time to dine. Gotta run. Start the slow children movement.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

Slow food restaurant

Local food for local consumption

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

Tortoise and the Hare

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

What's the difference between fast food and slow food?

I'm a long order cook.

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

"No more ice cream cakes."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

Slow food.

Business is slow, thank goodness.

'Well, if you're in such a hurry, why did you order snails?'

'Thanks for the best birthday gift I ever got...a slow cooker.'

'Of course your starter is taking a long time! Snails are notoriously slow movers.'

"What's the speed of dinner tonight... slow cooker or fast food?"

Life didn't pass me by --- I just refused to keep up!

"I put the roast in the slow cooker. It'll be ready next Thursday."

"Slow food" means preparing locally grown, organic produce that is�raised by fairly treated labor and cooked from scratch. Umm�Does taking an entire evening to lovingly defrost Tub O' Stew qualify? Maybe as a starter step.

'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'

"Mmmm... whatever you have in the slow cooker smells really good."

Getting in step with the global slowdown.

"That's made with absolutely no preservatives, so I'd eat it in the next three hours."

'The best way to conserve energy is to move very very slowly.'