Slow Food Appreciator Mugs

'Well, if you're in such a hurry, why did you order snails?'

Local food for local consumption

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Slow food restaurant

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

Tortoise and the Hare

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

I'm a long order cook.

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

What's the difference between fast food and slow food?

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'

Slow food.

Irish Breakfast

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Snail Taxi.

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

"Mmmm... whatever you have in the slow cooker smells really good."

Snail hitching a lift to the other side of the garden from a tortoise

'Of course your starter is taking a long time! Snails are notoriously slow movers.'

"That's made with absolutely no preservatives, so I'd eat it in the next three hours."

"I just love the 'slow food' movement in this part of the Mediterranean."

'No, I'm sorry, he didn't leave a forwarding address.'

A Snail follows directions.

'It's the final lap, Jerry! He looks tired! ooze around him! ooze around him!'

The warren buffet.