Slow Food Devotee Mugs

"Slow food" means preparing locally grown, organic produce that is�raised by fairly treated labor and cooked from scratch. Umm�Does taking an entire evening to lovingly defrost Tub O' Stew qualify? Maybe as a starter step.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

Local food for local consumption

"Expense account or regular?"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Slow food restaurant

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

"Waiter! There's a dangling participle in my alphabet soup!"

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

Tortoise and the Hare

"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

Samosas

What's the difference between fast food and slow food?

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'

''Usually drunk with pizza.' Hey, so am I!'

"No more ice cream cakes."

I'm a long order cook.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

Slow food.

'Well, if you're in such a hurry, why did you order snails?'

'Thanks for the best birthday gift I ever got...a slow cooker.'

'Better slow it down a bit.'

"It's bird's nest soup rare!"

"I put the roast in the slow cooker. It'll be ready next Thursday."

'Of course your starter is taking a long time! Snails are notoriously slow movers.'

"Mmmm... whatever you have in the slow cooker smells really good."

I need your help so we can get into the slow food movement. Ok. What can I do? Rumble rumble. No time to dine. Gotta run. Start the slow children movement.

Hurry up! My ladies home ecology group is tonight. Chop-chop! Eat up. I've gotta run. What's tonight's topic? Slow food. Burp.

"That's made with absolutely no preservatives, so I'd eat it in the next three hours."

"Tonight's menu comes on ermine-white period-style paper, 260g/m2, hand-written in iron gall ink, available to take home for a discretionary supplement of £12.50."