Slow Cooking Aficionado Mugs

I'm a long order cook.

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Slow food restaurant

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom

"My compliments to Mummy!"

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

French man holding a dish.

Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.

'Pizza delivery! Just like momma used to make!'

'Just like mother used to make.'

'Meat loaf again!'

Tortoise and the Hare

"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

What's the difference between fast food and slow food?

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'

"I only make that muck for you, I've ordered myself a pizza."

'I can't believe you cooked this all by yourself...you must have had an accomplice!'

"Gravy turned out a little thick."

Slow food.

'Noooo! You idiot! For crying out loud! Sear it first! Then a slow oven.'

"I love home-cooked meals that were made in other people's homes by other people."

"Your wife might be a brilliant cook, but my wife orders the world's best pizza!"

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'