Slow Cooker Aficionado Mugs

"Mmmm... whatever you have in the slow cooker smells really good."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Slow food restaurant

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"My compliments to Mummy!"

French man holding a dish.

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

'It's going great, hon. I'm just about to stuff the turkey.'

'Pizza delivery! Just like momma used to make!'

Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.

'Just like mother used to make.'

Tortoise and the Hare

"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

I'm a long order cook.

What's the difference between fast food and slow food?

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

Slow food.

"Gravy turned out a little thick."

'Noooo! You idiot! For crying out loud! Sear it first! Then a slow oven.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."

"Good. . . evening. . . welcome . . . to . . . the. . . slow. . . cooker. . ."