Slow Brewing Mugs

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Beer Stall

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Bottle Distillery

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'Malty tasking.'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

"Ironically I don't like my beer hoppy!"

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"So much for that vintage!"