Slow Brewing Pillows

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Beer Stall

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Bottle Distillery

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

'Malty tasking.'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

"So much for that vintage!"

"Ironically I don't like my beer hoppy!"

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'